Janet and John go to the Bank.
It’s a lovely morning. See John scratch his belly.
See Janet sigh. Can you scratch your belly children? Can you sigh – Janet can.
John takes spot the dog for a walk. Spot does his business on the lawn next door, see John leave it. Naughty John – See Janet sigh. Do you leave your dog’s doo doo on next door’s lawn – John does.
Janet and John are going to the bank. They are getting dressed. John puts on his brown jacket and his blue trousers. See Janet sigh.
John puts on his suit. Can you get changed as quickly as John can?
Now Janet and John are in the car, John crunches the gears. See Janet sigh. Can you tut and sigh at the same time? – Janet can.
Now they are in the town. John can’t find a parking space. See Janet sigh and look at her watch. Can you make your face go red like a tomato – Janet can.
Here is Mr Knobhead. Mr Knobhead is the Bank Manager. Can you smile and stick a knife in someone at the same time – Mr Knobhead can.
Janet and John need to tell Mr Knobhead that they haven’t got any money. Have you got any money children. Mr Knobhead has lots of money.
Mr Knobhead uses a big word – he says foreclosure – can you say foreclosure, John can’t. All John can say is devastating, that’s a big word, can you say devastating. Janet can’t, Janet can’t speak. See Janet cry.
Mr Knobhead tells John that he can’t let him have any more money and will take away Janet and John’s pretty house.
See John tip over his chair and grab Mr Knobhead by the throat. Mr Knobhead’s face is very red now and his tongue is poking out. It is very rude to poke out your tongue. Maybe that is why John is so cross.
See Mr Knobhead go to sleep and slide down the wall. Waken up Mr Knobhead, the police are here.
Now Janet and John are going for a ride in a police car and Mr Knobhead is going to the hospital. What an exciting day they have all had.
Now Janet and John are packing all their things in boxes and going to live at Mrs Brown’s house. John is very sad, see John sigh. Would you like to go and live with your mummy when you are forty? John doesn’t want to. See Janet sigh.
It is a year later. Janet and John have been to the court to see the judge. They don’t live in their nice house any more. Nobody lives in the pretty house now, see the boarded windows. See the For Sale sign. Can you say travesty, lots of people can.
Janet lives with her mummy now. Janet and John have had a divorce and they are very sad. Have your mummy and daddy had a divorce, I’ll bet they have.
See Mr Knobhead, he has bought a new yacht. Mr Knobhead is very happy, he is going on holiday. Lucky Mr Knobhead.
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